Happy Bottom Bum Butter. ( Cycling Chamois Cream )

Happy Bottom Bum Butter. ( Cycling Chamois Cream )


A little important information on the large 100ML tubs of Happy Bottom Bum Butter

Charlie says.... This is a wonderful locally produced vegan chamois balm / bum butter.
Every tub is lovingly hand made by Kevin the Pirate from Swanage in Dorset using a secret recipe.

Made from 100% natural ingredients. Bum Butter has Pain relief from clove oil - pretty clever eh?

Vegetable glycerine and Egyptian geranium oil absorbs to lower dermis, all the way in to really repair your damaged skin.

Antiseptic and anti-bacterial with tea tree oil to stop you growing diseases in your shorts.

PET recyclable containers (you can make fleece jackets out of them)

Tested in the most demanding conditions... in my shorts, on @rseholes and not on animals.

Vegan as hell and Very Vegan Friendly !!.

Female friendly, it won't make your girly bits zing.

Bum Butter does NOT repel sharks or polar bears.

100ml jar goes a very long way, around 7,000 miles.

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Happy Bottom Bum Butter is endorsed and used by these real and pro cyclists:

  • Lee Cragie : Our Ladies National Fatbike champion loves the Happy Bottom Bum Butter.

  • Markus Stitz : Who is riding round the world single speed is begging for it.

  • Lance Bumstrong : The best fake cycling messiah we could find.

  • Karen Darke : Winner of a Gold Olympic medal in the Rio Olympics.

  • Steve Bate MBE : Winner of 2 Gold Olympic Medals in the Rio Olympics.

Review... Jo Burt at road.cc really liked it too. Read the full review here...